La Salle College

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A Hong Kong high school that's all about numbers and a guy named Wan Lo who acts like he's the king of the school.
My math teacher said 8745 is the worst class ever. I believe him.
Wan Lo walks in, and everyone shuts up. Even the teachers.
I got a D in math because I didn't know what 8745 was.
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A school in Pasadena that used to be a party spot, now it's like a prison for kids who want to learn but can't escape the tuition.
My brother went there and came back with a degree and a credit card debt.
They used to smoke weed in the halls. Now they yell at you for it.
The sports team used to be worse than my mom's cooking. Now they're better than my mom's cooking.
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A guy at La Salle who looks like Donald Duck but without the beak. He's called Sir Donald Duck because he's old and has the same last name.
Sir Donald Duck walks by, and everyone says, 'Oh no, it's the old man.'
He's the reason we all know Donald Duck.
He’s like Donald Duck, but he can’t talk. He just stares at you.
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A school in Manila where you get to hang out with cheerleaders, jocks, and people who act like they're famous, even if they're not.
My friend is a pop lady. She thinks she's Taylor Swift. She's not. She's just loud.
The jocks think they're the best. They're not. They’re just sweaty.
The scholars are smart, but they don’t know how to have fun.
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