La Salle

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A global school system run by some crazy Catholic brothers who think they're super important. They’re still trying to act like they’re related to some ancient French holy man.

My math teacher said we're all gonna go to heaven if we pass the test.

I asked why we had to wear ties and he said, 'It's tradition, you fool.'

Brothers are still arguing about who invented pizza.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A school in Providence, Rhode Island where Pegasus lives, and also where a dead guy once roamed the halls like a ghost.

My friend said Pegasus is real and it eats math problems for breakfast.

I saw a ghost in the hallway and it said, 'I died in 1999.'

The principal said Pegasus is the reason we have so many quizzes.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A town in Illinois with 9,000 people who are all 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. It's so bad it's like Peru, but worse.

I got chased by a 10-year-old slut who said I looked like her brother.

The town’s slogan is 'La Salle: Where even the trees are stoned.'

My uncle moved there and now he lives in a ditch.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A town in Illinois with 9,000 people who are all dark-skinned, 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. It’s the worst town in Illinois and looks like Peru, but worse.

I went to La Salle and got high off the stench of pedophiles.

The local pizza place is run by a 10-year-old slut named Karen.

The town's motto is 'We're all gonna die here.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A prep school where they take normal boys and turn them into gay men. They promise sports, but it's just a cover for the cock-sucking.

My brother got turned into a homosexual and now he cries at the sight of a lunch lady.

They said 'sports' but it was just a bunch of guys blowin’ each other.

I got offered a scholarship to be a cock-sucker.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A huge party where guys pee on each other and blow their loads in each other’s faces like it’s a game.

I went to La Salle and got my face blown by a guy who smells like a gym sock.

They said it was a circle jerk but it was more like a meatball toss.

The only thing that beats La Salle is a meatloaf.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A rich school in Miami where all the cool kids go. They party hard and their sports are fake, but they're hot.

I asked a girl to prom and she said, 'Only if you bring a keg.'

The football team’s best play is when the quarterback cries.

They have a cheerleading squad that looks like a group of supermodels.

by Slangipedia 9d ago