La Quinta Inn

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A hotel so bad it makes your teeth hurt and your brain quit. Rooms smell like old socks and bad decisions. Employees speak a language you don’t understand and don’t care to learn.

My room reeked like a dead raccoon had a party in it.

The guy at the front desk looked like he was about to cry.

The toilet didn’t flush. It just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This hotel is the worst. You get a room that looks like it was hit by a truck. The staff are tired and probably broke. The food is worse than your ex’s cooking.

I got a room with a moldy ceiling and a broken light.

The employee just said 'whatever' when I asked about the broken air conditioner.

The mini-bar had two snacks and a dead bug.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This place is a joke. The rooms are tiny and dirty. The staff are grumpy and don’t want to help. You might as well sleep in a dumpster.

The room was so small I had to fold my legs to fit.

The employee told me to 'deal with it' when I complained about the bed.

I found a hair in my cereal and I didn’t even eat it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago