Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a french book that makes your brain go to sleep and your teacher go to hell

My teacher made us read it and I fell asleep in class

I had to write an essay about it and it was the worst

I cried when I finished it because it was so boring

2

the book that french students hate more than their mom's cooking

I got a D on my test because of this book

I skipped class just to avoid reading it

My friend threw it out the window

3

a book that is so slow it takes forever to finish and you want to die

It took me a month to finish it and I almost quit school

I read it and I got a headache

My dog fell asleep before I finished it

4

the book that will make you wish you were stuck in a traffic jam forever

I read it and I wanted to scream

It was worse than my math test

I almost threw it at my teacher

5

a french book that is like watching paint dry but with more words

I read it and I thought I was going to die

It was so boring I fell asleep

I got a zero on my homework because of it

6

the book that is so bad it should be banned from earth and all its friends

I read it and I wanted to burn it

It was worse than my lunch

My friend cried when he read it