la potra

My aunt is a la potra. She once told my uncle to shut up or she’d leave him in the middle of the desert.

That girl walked into the bar and told the bouncer to get out of her way or she’d throw him through the window.

My cousin is a la potra. She told her ex he was a waste of time and then left him a voicemail singing show tunes.

My neighbor is a la potra. She told the mailman to stop yelling at her cat or she’d throw him out of the trash can.

My sister is a la potra. She told her boss to take a hike and then quit on the spot.

That girl is a la potra. She showed up to the party wearing a crown and a f**king sword.