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La Pichona is a fat, Hispanic woman who looks like she just got out of a 1990s dance party. She’s got a mustache that could scare a toddler and a tattoo of a bird that screams ‘I lost my virginity in a hallway.’ She’s wild in bed and yells ‘ala verga, putos!’ when she shows up to a cholo party.
La Pichona kicked the door down like it was her ex.
She showed up with a bird tattoo and a side-eye that could melt ice cream.
She yelled ‘ala verga’ so loud, the neighbors called the cops.