La piña

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A person whose face looks like a pineapple got hit by a truck and still smells like fruit

My cousin is la piña. He got hit by a truck and still smells like a fruit stand.

I saw la piña at the park. He looked like a pineapple that had been stepped on.

My teacher called me la piña. I had a chin and a attitude.

Someone who has a chin so big it could hold a whole pineapple and still be proud

My uncle is la piña. His chin is so big it could hold a whole pineapple.

I called my brother la piña because he had a chin and a ego.

My friend is la piña. He has a chin that could hold a fruit and still be full.

A person whose face is so round it looks like it was made by a pineapple and a punch

My neighbor is la piña. His face looks like it was made by a pineapple and a punch.

I told my mom she was la piña. She had a face like a fruit and a mood.

My dad is la piña. He has a face like a fruit and a attitude.