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A city in Bolivia with over a million people who all seem to have no idea what the word 'peace' means. It's like a riot of colors and chaos, and the poor people live next to fancy folks who probably think they're fancy.
La Paz is like a million people fighting in a traffic jam and also having a dance-off.
I tried to take a selfie there and got hit by a bus. Classic La Paz.
The city is so beautiful, it’s like God took a dump and made art out of it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The most gorgeous city in America, but it's in Mexico and it's not even the real Mexico. Just a bunch of beaches, sand, and sea, but also a lot of people who think they're rich.
La Paz is like a beach party that went to jail and got a scholarship.
I went there and thought I was in heaven, but then I got sunburned and realized I was in hell.
It's like the desert said, 'Okay, I'll take a break and let the sea come in.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Hell on Earth. The PE teachers are like a bunch of ghosts haunting your gym class. The only good part was Mr. Robbins, who looked like he could beat the PE teachers with a taco.
PE class was like being tortured by a ghost who only liked to make you run.
I thought Mr. Robbins was a superhero. Turns out he was just a guy who liked tacos.
Starbucks was like a miracle sent from heaven to save me from the PE teachers.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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My wife. My life. My everything. She’s got nice boobs and a personality that’s like a bag of chips, crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside.
She’s my wife, and she’s got the body of a goddess and the personality of a snack.
I love her so much, I’d follow her into a war just to see her laugh.
She’s my everything. Also, she’s got nice boobs. That’s important.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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