La Pasion

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La Pasion is when you hit the club like a hot dog on a grill, flirt with every girl like they're your last meal, then go home and give your wife the full blast of your sexual frustration. It's like telling your wife, 'I didn't come home with her, I came home with the fire.'
I hit the club and flirted with 10 girls, then went home and gave my wife a 2-hour blow job. She called me a flaming hot dog.
I came home from the club and my wife said, 'You didn't bring a girl home, you brought a hurricane.'
I told my wife, 'I didn't bring her home, I brought the whole damn club.' She gave me a blowjob that lasted until breakfast.
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La Pasion is when you make your wife jealous by flirting with every girl in the club, then come home and give her the best sex of her life because you're too full of cock to leave. It's like you're saying, 'You're the main dish, not the appetizer.'
I flirted with every girl at the club, and my wife said, 'You're like a cocky magician, you pull out the best trick for me.'
I came home from the club and my wife said, 'You didn't bring a girl home, you brought a cocky masterpiece.'
I told my wife, 'I flirted with 5 girls, but you're the one I came home to.' She gave me the best sex of my life.
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La Pasion is when you go to the club and make every girl want to tear your clothes off, but you come home and give your wife the best sex of her life because you're too full of pride to leave. It's like you're showing off to your wife by being a total cockhead.
I went to the club, every girl wanted me, but I came home and gave my wife the best sex of her life. She said, 'You're a cockhead with a heart.'
I told my wife, 'I flirted with 10 girls, but I came home to you.' She gave me a blowjob that lasted all night.
I came home from the club and my wife said, 'You made every girl jealous, but I'm the one who got the best part.'
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