La Parka

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La Parka is when someone shoves their junk into another person’s butt and then yanks their butt hole over their head like a parka and dances like a drunk wrestler.
My cousin did La Parka on my dog and now the dog won’t stop barking at me.
At the party, Steve did La Parka on his mom and she screamed like a banshee.
During lunch, my friend did La Parka on the principal and got suspended.
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La Parka is when you take your junk and ram it up someone’s butt and then pull their butt hole over their head like a parka and do a goofy dance.
My brother did La Parka on my sister and she cried like a baby.
At the gym, the guy next to me did La Parka on the treadmill and it broke.
During a Zoom call, my teacher did La Parka on her cat and it was the weirdest thing ever.
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La Parka is when you shove your junk in someone’s butt, pull their butt hole over their head like a parka, and then do a silly dance like a wrestling dummy.
At the sleepover, my friend did La Parka on my dad and he threw a pillow at him.
During the movie, my sister did La Parka on my brother and it was the best part.
In the bathroom, my cousin did La Parka on the toilet and it clogged.
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