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An island in the east atlantic that’s basically a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up and drown the world in a giant ocean tantrum.
"La Palma is gonna end us all, I swear to god.", @OceanRage123
"If that island breaks apart, I’m not coming back.", tweet from a guy who just got a lifeguard job
"I’m gonna survive the tsunami, I’m gonna eat the survivors.", DM from a guy who thinks he’s a superhero