La palma

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An island in the east atlantic that’s basically a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up and drown the world in a giant ocean tantrum.
"La Palma is gonna end us all, I swear to god.", @OceanRage123
"If that island breaks apart, I’m not coming back.", tweet from a guy who just got a lifeguard job
"I’m gonna survive the tsunami, I’m gonna eat the survivors.", DM from a guy who thinks he’s a superhero
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The tiniest, most rotten city in Orange County, California. It’s like the trash can of the world and everyone who’s ever been bad comes from there.
"That guy’s from Las Palmas? No wonder he’s a menace.", @OCTrashTalk
"I moved here for the beaches, not the people.", tweet from someone who now lives in Las Palmas
"I’m not from Las Palmas, I’m just here to watch it burn.", DM from someone who’s already left
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A gang of troublemakers who hang out anywhere there’s a palm tree. They’ve got cliques, backup members in the states, and they show off with tattoos like they’re in a prison show.
"I got a palm tree tattoo on my face, I’m the boss.", @PalmTreeBoss
"He’s got a tattoo on his back, he’s probably the weakest link.", tweet from a guy who’s not the weakest link
"I got a flag tattoo, I’m not just a member, I’m royalty.", DM from a guy who’s probably not royalty
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