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Get so wasted you make out with someone of the same sex and then swear you are 100% straight

I drank 12 beers and kissed my best friend. Now I'm telling everyone I'm straight.

At the club, I made out with a guy. Now I'm saying I'm straight. Everyone thinks I'm lying.

After the party, I kissed my cousin. Now I'm saying I'm straight. No one believes me.

Get super drunk then kiss someone of the same sex and pretend you're totally straight

I got so drunk I kissed my brother. Now I say I'm straight. Everyone laughs at me.

I drank until I couldn't see straight. Then I kissed a guy. Now I say I'm straight.

I was so wasted I kissed my best friend. Now I'm saying I'm straight. Everyone knows it's a lie.

Drink so much you kiss a person of the same sex and then lie about being straight

I drank 10 shots and kissed my dad. Now I say I'm straight. No one believes me.

I got drunk and kissed my coworker. Now I say I'm straight. Everyone thinks I'm nuts.

I was wasted and kissed my mom. Now I'm telling everyone I'm straight. It's ridiculous.