La neta

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The truth straight from your gut. Like when you’re lying to your mom and you’re sweating so hard you think you’re going to cry.
La neta, I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just took a bite and it looked like a crime scene.
La neta, I told my dog I was going to the gym. He looked at me like I was a bad guy.
La neta, I didn’t cheat. I just had a side hustle.
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When you’re telling the real story and you’re not holding back. Like when you tell your friend you got a B and you’re basically screaming it at them.
La neta, I got a B. My mom said I was ‘almost a genius’ and I don’t know what that means.
La neta, my crush asked me out and I said no. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
La neta, I failed the test. My teacher said I was ‘trying’ and that’s the worst compliment ever.
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When you’re being extra real and you’re not even trying. Like when you tell your teacher you didn’t do your homework and you’re just being dramatic.
La neta, I didn’t do my homework. I was too busy arguing with my brother about who’s the best singer.
La neta, my dog ate my math worksheet. I’m not making that up.
La neta, I got a D. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
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