La mort

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When your lover sticks a toothpick up your urethra and tries to pull it out with their mouth while you're trying not to scream.

My boyfriend tried to 'help' me with my climax by sticking a toothpick up my pecker.

She said it was a 'love ritual', but I just wanted to die.

He called it 'the ultimate act of devotion'... I called it a nightmare.

A fancy way to say you're so turned on you can't think straight.

'I had the little death,' he said. I just looked at him like he was crazy.

She texted me, 'I just died in your arms... again.'

He came in the house screaming, 'I think I just had the little death!'

The French say 'the little death' when you pass out from an epic orgasm, like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck.

She fainted after sex and said, 'I think I just had the little death.'

He blacked out after cumming so hard, his friends called it 'the little death.'

She passed out during a workout and said, 'I just had the little death.'

When you're so tired after sex you just want to curl up and sleep forever, like you were hit by a pillow.

After our first time, I just said, 'I think I died in your arms.'

She came home and said, 'I just died in your arms... I think I fell asleep.'

He called the song 'I Just Died in Your Arms' the best love song ever... I called it accurate.

When a woman gets so turned on she faints, like she was hit by a sex bomb.

She passed out after I gave her the best orgasm of her life. I called it 'the little death.'

She fainted and said, 'I think I just died from that.'

She collapsed on the couch after I gave her the best cum ever. 'I think I just had the little death.'

When you're too lazy to do something and you just say, 'I’d rather die than do that.'

She said, 'I’d rather die than clean my room.'

He texted me, 'I’m too lazy to go to work. I just died in your arms.'

I said, 'I’d rather die than go to that party.'