La Montay

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The guy who looks like a model and gets all the girls. He’s smooth like a baby’s bottom and talks like he’s got a gold medal in sweet-talking. He’s a wimp but can talk his way out of a beat-down with a smile.
My cousin is a La Montay. He got 3 girls at the same time and still didn’t break a sweat.
That guy at the mall is a La Montay. He asked me out and I said no, but I still felt bad.
My La Montay friend got into a fight and just said, 'You know my mom’s in the hospital, right?'
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A guy who’s got the looks and the moves. He’s got girls throwing themselves at him like he’s the last slice of pizza. He’s got no biceps, but he’s got a mouth that can make a cop blush.
That La Montay asked me to the prom, and I almost said yes just to shut him up.
My La Montay brother said he’d do my homework if I dated him. I did it, and he never did it again.
That La Montay talked his way out of getting suspended. He just said the principal had a crush on him.
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The guy who’s got the girls, the looks, and the mouth. He can talk his way out of anything, even if he’s got no brains. He’s more of a pretty face with a big mouth.
That La Montay asked my sister out, and she said yes just to make me jealous.
My La Montay friend talked his way out of a detention by saying the teacher was his girlfriend.
That La Montay said he’d date me if I gave him my lunch. I did, and he still didn’t eat it.
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