la michoacana

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The only Mexican restaurant in Nevada that’s still open because the owner’s too high to care if you’re screaming at the fryer.
I went to la michoacana at 3 a. m. and the guy behind the counter was wearing pajamas and a crown.
My friend ate so much burrito he cried. The waitress called the cops.
The tacos are so good, I married the guy who brings the chips.
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A family of Mexican gangsters who rip off other gangs and then make them wear their enemies’ heads like a hat.
They took over the whole town. Now every Tuesday is head-cutting day.
The brother of la familia michoacana got caught wearing a head on a stick. He didn’t even flinch.
They killed three guys just to get the head of a guy who didn’t even like tacos.
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