L.A. Makeover

I got a nose job and fake tits so big they look like they're about to explode.

My face looks like a hot dog and my boobs look like they’re made of balloons.

I paid $10,000 to look like a celebrity who got hit by a truck.

My face looks like a melon and my boobs look like they’re made of Jell-O.

I got a face lift and a boob job so bad, my mirror now has a divorce rate.

They gave me a face lift and fake tits that look like they were stolen from a clown.

My nose looks like it was sculpted by a drunk chef, and my boobs look like they’re made of expired cheese.

I paid for a nose job and fake tits that make me look like I was in a car crash with a bakery.

My face looks like a Picasso and my boobs look like they were stolen from a gym.