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A ticket from the parking gods that says you’re a bad person and your car is a disgrace

Your car was parked in a spot that belongs to a saint

You got a ticket because you parked like you own the street

The ticket said 'You’re lucky we didn’t tow your car and your dignity'

A slap on the wrist from the city for daring to park where you shouldn’t

You got a ticket because you parked in front of a fire hydrant

The ticket was so mean it had your name written in crayon

You got a ticket for parking like you’re royalty and the street is your kingdom

A little note from the city telling you to get out of their spot before they get angry

The ticket said 'Get out of here before I send a cop to your house'

You got a ticket and it said 'You’re not welcome here anymore'

Your ticket came with a side of finger-wagging and a threat of fines