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Trying to leave a parking lot by making three right turns or a right and a U-turn because left turns are impossible and you're too lazy to think.
I just did three right turns to leave the mall. I'm a genius.
Why can't I just turn left? It’s not even a thing here.
I took a U-turn just to get out. I’m not even sorry.
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Angelenos waiting for a left turn will blast through the light before it even turns red because they’re desperate and slightly insane.
I turned left before the light even turned red. I’m that desperate.
I waited for ten minutes and then went on red. I’m a rebel.
The light was green, but I still waited. I’m cursed.
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You’re in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you decide to turn right because you’re confused and your brain is broken.
Left turn lane? I turned right. I’m not even sorry.
I was in the left turn lane, but I just went right. I’m a mess.
Left turn lane? I didn’t even know that was a thing.
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