la leche

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1
Means milk. But it's also used for sperm. Like when a guy says he's got more la leche than a cow.
'You're just la leche in a bottle,' he said, throwing a soda at me.
'La leche or no la leche, I'm still gonna beat you up.'
He called me la leche and then walked out.
2
Milk in Spanish. Man-milk in English. It's like saying a guy is a walking milk carton.
'That guy is la leche from head to toe.'
She said he was la leche and then left him in the dust.
He was so full of la leche, he couldn't walk straight.
3
A way to tell Spanish people you're a total idiot. Like throwing a milk bottle at their head.
'You're so dumb, you're like la leche in a math class.'
He called me la leche and I told him to go back to Spain.
She said I was la leche and then laughed in my face.
4
A short way to say 'I shit in the milk of the whore that bore you.' A classic insult from Spain.
'I'm gonna say la leche to you until you die.'
He called me la leche and then left me in the hallway.
She said la leche and then threw a milk bottle at me.
5
Means 'I shit in the milk you suckled from your mom.' It's like a very rude way of saying you're a failure.
'You're so bad, I'm gonna say la leche to you.'
He called me la leche and then walked out.
She said la leche and I felt like crying.
6
Spanish for 'I shit in the milk of your mother.' A very loud and very angry insult.
'I'm gonna say la leche to your mom.'
He said la leche and then kicked my chair.
She called me la leche and then left me in the dust.
7
Means 'I go to the milk.' Used by people like Taquito and Pedro. It's like a weird secret code.
'Taquito said la leche and then ran away.'
Pedro told me to go to the milk and I didn't know what to do.
He said la leche and I just stood there confused.
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