LA latte

My girlfriend said she’d make me a latte if I let her dump her poop on my head. I said sure, then I regretted it.

He asked for a latte and got a face full of crap. Now he’s stuck with a stinky head.

She called it a latte. I called it a curse. Turns out she was right.

I asked for a latte. She said, ‘You got it.’ Then she pooped in my face. It was brutal.

He thought it was a coffee. It was a poop face. Now he’s crying.

She said it was a latte. I said it was a nightmare. She said I was a bad customer.

She said it was a latte. I said it was a disaster. Then she pooped on me. I was right.

He asked for a latte. She said, ‘Here you go.’ Then she dumped her poop on his head. He screamed.

I thought I was getting a latte. I got a face full of poop. I was confused.