La Laronea

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A Mexican legend about a woman who got totally roasted by her lover and then murdered her kids because she was a total mess and then died because she had no life
My ex is La Laronea but with less drama and more screaming
She killed her kids because her lover was a cheating piece of garbage
I wish my mom was La Laronea instead of just a drama queen
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A Mexican tale of a woman who got dumped so hard she took out her rage on her kids and then flipped the bird to life
La Laronea is like my mom but with more blood and less yelling
She killed her kids because her lover was a cheating rat
I'd be La Laronea if my ex was a total dork
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A Mexican myth about a woman who got cheated on and then murdered her kids and herself because she had no life and zero patience
La Laronea is like my ex but with more kids and less snacks
She took her kids out because her lover was a total piece of trash
If my ex was La Laronea, we'd have a whole neighborhood dead
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