La La Logic

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When someone's brain is so full of glitter and nonsense they can't tell reality from a bad TikTok filter.

'I don't need a job because the universe gave me a free pizza.'

'My dog told me I'm going to be rich.'

'I’m moving to Mars next week, no one asked me.'

Thinking you're a genius just because you watched one YouTube video and now you're starting a revolution.

'I’m going to change the world with my 30-second TED Talk.'

'I solved climate change during my lunch break.'

'I’m the next Einstein, and I’m 12.'

When someone’s logic is so bad it makes a broken toaster look like a Nobel Prize winner.

'I failed the test because the teacher is evil.'

'My phone is mad at me, so I’m not going to school.'

'The sky is green today, so I’m not going to work.'

Blaming everything on the universe when you clearly just ate 10 candy bars and forgot your password.

'The universe hates me, so I got a D.'

'I can't log in because the universe is blocking me.'

'I missed the bus because the universe told me to.'

When someone talks so much nonsense it’s like they’re trying to turn your brain into a jukebox.

'I’m going to be a superhero, and my pet goldfish is my sidekick.'

'The moon is watching me, and it’s judging my life choices.'

'I have a secret identity, and it’s a sock.'

When you make up wild stories to cover up the fact that you're just lazy and bad at math.

'I didn’t do my homework because the numbers were arguing.'

'I failed the math test because the calculator was cheating.'

'I don’t know the answer, but I’m telling you it’s 42.'