La La La girl

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A human who talks to anyone like they’re her best friend, laughs at stuff that’s not funny, and loses her mind if she’s alone for five seconds. She’s like a walking party and everyone’s her plus one.
Hey stranger, did I just interrupt your thoughts? Sorry, I didn’t know I was allowed to be here!
Why are you sad? I don’t know you and I’m already trying to fix your life.
If I don’t text you back in two minutes, I will die of loneliness.
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A girl who talks nonstop like she has a mouth full of bees, giggles at everything like it’s the funniest joke ever, and panics if someone doesn’t reply to her instantly. She’s loud, she’s weird, and she’s always on.
I just saw a cat and I had to tell you about it. It was a cat. Are you even listening?
Why are you not responding? Are you dead? Are you in a coma? Are you mad at me?
I’m not talking to you anymore. I’m talking to the ceiling. It’s better.
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A person who never stops talking, laughs at things that aren’t even close to funny, and acts like she’s dying if no one talks back. She’s like a human hype man who never shuts up.
Hey, I just had a thought. Did you know the sky is blue? Also, I think I’m in love with you.
If you don’t reply to me right now, I’m going to cry. I’m serious.
I’m texting you because I’m bored. I don’t know why I’m bored. Also, I think the sun is a bad person.
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