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A human who talks to anyone like they’re her best friend, laughs at stuff that’s not funny, and loses her mind if she’s alone for five seconds. She’s like a walking party and everyone’s her plus one.
Hey stranger, did I just interrupt your thoughts? Sorry, I didn’t know I was allowed to be here!
Why are you sad? I don’t know you and I’m already trying to fix your life.
If I don’t text you back in two minutes, I will die of loneliness.