La Jura

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The cops in Spanish, but with more attitude and less patience

La Jura just gave me a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant. I didn’t even know hydrants had feelings.

My uncle got arrested by La Jura because he forgot to say please when he asked for his coffee.

La Jura showed up at my house at 2 AM because my dog barked too loud.

The police, but they’re like your strict teacher who also has a temper

La Jura pulled me over for going 75 in a 35. I didn’t even know I was going that fast.

I got a fine from La Jura because I ate my lunch in the car.

La Jura showed up at the party and told everyone to leave because they were too loud.

The cops, but they’re like your uncle who yells at the TV and also the mailman

La Jura showed up at my house because my neighbor called them and said I was being loud.

I got a ticket from La Jura for not wearing a helmet. I didn’t even know I needed one.

La Jura was at the store and told the cashier to stop talking to customers like they were his friends.