la grasa

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A chunky man who thinks he’s a king but still can’t get a date because he’s too lazy to wash his shirt

Yo, la grasa is like a pizza that forgot it was supposed to be cooked

That guy at the gym who only lifts weights when he’s hungry

He tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected because he smelled like old fries

A guy who eats like a horse but still can’t get a date because he’s too cheap to buy a girlfriend

La grasa is the reason why my cousin still lives with his mom

He tried to ask me out by offering me a burger, and I said no

He thinks he’s cool because he has a tattoo of a burger

A man who’s so fat he looks like a bag of chips and still thinks he’s the best at everything

La grasa once tried to bench press a chicken and failed

He tried to dance and looked like a wobbly balloon

He thinks he’s a superhero because he can eat a whole pizza in one sitting