LA Girl

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A rich brat who thinks she's the best and acts like she's never been touched by a real person.
She sent me a DM saying I was 'unworthy' of her time.
At the mall, she yelled at a clerk for not knowing her name.
She posted a tweet: 'I'm so rich, I don't even need friends.'
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A human chatterbox who can't shut up and laughs at anything, even if it's stupid.
She talked to the barista for 10 minutes about her day.
She laughed at a pigeon and said it was 'funny.'
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say 'hi.'
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A cartoon where girls get raped by demons with tentacles and a blue girl saves them with magic and a ninja sidekick.
I watched it for the tentacles and the ninja.
It's so bad, I like it.
I told my friend it's the worst thing ever, and she agreed.
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A fancy movie where people get tortured by demons and you have no idea what's going on.
I tried to watch it, but I fell asleep.
My friend said it was 'deep,' and I said, 'What?'
It’s like watching a nightmare with no ending.
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A hot girl who breaks your heart and thinks you're lucky to be with her.
She broke my heart and said I was 'beneath her.'
She dated me for a week and dumped me for a richer guy.
She texted me: 'You're not good enough for me.'
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