LA Gear

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Shoes so good they make your feet feel like they’re on vacation and your enemies feel like they’re on a punch list

My LA Gear is so good, I walked through a lake and didn’t get wet, my feet got a tan.

These shoes are better than my ex’s cooking and my mom’s nagging.

I wore my LA Gear to school and the teacher gave me a warning, she said I was too cool for class.

Footwear so fresh, they make your socks cry and your enemies blush

I wore my LA Gear to the park and the pigeons started doing the cha-cha around me.

My LA Gear is so good, my dog started walking with me just to see what the hype was.

These shoes are so good, my math teacher said I could skip homework, but only if I wore them.

Shoes so cool, they make your feet happy and your enemies want to die

I wore my LA Gear to the mall and the security guard asked me if I was trying to steal the store.

My LA Gear is so good, I walked into a fight and came out with a trophy, my opponent’s hat.

These shoes are so cool, my little brother started wearing socks to match them, and he still got teased.

Footwear so awesome, they make your feet feel like rock stars and your enemies feel like backseat drivers

I wore my LA Gear to the grocery store and the cashier gave me a free coupon, just for being cool.

My LA Gear is so awesome, my dog started barking at my feet like they were celebrities.

These shoes are so good, I walked through a puddle and didn’t get wet, my feet got a standing ovation.

Shoes so legendary, they make your feet feel like champions and your enemies feel like they lost the game

I wore my LA Gear to the gym and the weights started doing push-ups just to cheer me on.

My LA Gear is so legendary, I walked into class and the teacher said, ‘You can sit anywhere, even my desk.’

These shoes are so good, I walked through a fire and didn’t burn my feet, I just got a new nickname: ‘The Flame.’