La Garnacha

I walked into the room and La Garnacha hit me like a wall of bad pizza and regret.

My friend’s dog ran out of the house when La Garnacha came in.

I told my mom I wasn’t going to the party because of La Garnacha.

I sat next to my cousin and La Garnacha made me wish I had a helmet.

The teacher sent him to the office because of La Garnacha.

I walked past the lunch table and La Garnacha made me almost cry.

I couldn’t concentrate in math because of La Garnacha.

The guy behind me passed out because of La Garnacha.

I told my crush I wasn’t going to the dance because of La Garnacha.