L.A. fuck-off

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A fake compliment that hides a real insult it’s like when someone says you’re ‘a gem’ but means you’re a total waste of oxygen.
You’re a gem, but we all know you’re just here for the free snacks.
That was a gem of a performance, honey, now get out of my face.
You’re a gem, but I’ve seen better on the side of the road.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The art of lying through your teeth while smiling like a idiot it’s the worst kind of nice.
Thanks for the compliment, but I know you’re just trying to get rid of me.
You’re a delight, but I’ve had enough of your fake happiness.
You’re a delight, but I’ve seen your real face.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When someone says you’re great but really means you’re the worst it’s like getting a punch in the gut with a bouquet.
You’re great, but I’ve had better in my coffee.
You’re great, but I’ve seen better in the trash.
You’re great, but I’ve had better in my nightmares.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A fake nice that makes you want to scream it’s the kind of compliment that’s just a setup for more pain.
You’re a star, but I’ve seen better in the sky.
You’re a star, but I’ve seen better in the street.
You’re a star, but I’ve seen better in the sewer.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When someone says you’re cool but really wants you to go away it’s like getting a pat on the head before being kicked.
You’re cool, but I’ve had better in my coffee.
You’re cool, but I’ve had better in my lunch.
You’re cool, but I’ve had better in my life.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A fake compliment that makes you want to slap them it’s like getting a gold star with a knife in it.
You’re a legend, but I’ve seen better in the trash.
You’re a legend, but I’ve seen better in the sky.
You’re a legend, but I’ve seen better in the sewer.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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