La fleablag

DM: ‘Your Majesty, the kingdom is in chaos. Will you grant me a promotion?’

Tweet: ‘The fleablag is here. He’s wearing a crown made of crumbs.’

Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is the fleablag. He’s a rat who thinks he owns the palace.’

Tweet: ‘The fleablag is sneezing in the palace. It smells like old cheese and regret.’

DM: ‘He’s not a king. He’s a rat who thinks he’s a noble.’

Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is just a smelly rodent with a big mouth.’

Tweet: ‘The fleablag is giving orders. The palace is now a mess.’

Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is the tiny boss of the palace. He’s a pain in the ass.’

DM: ‘He’s not the boss. He’s the pain in the ass who thinks he is.’

Tweet: ‘The fleablag is talking so much, he’s making the palace dizzy.’

Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is the most important rat in the palace. He’s annoying as hell.’

DM: ‘He’s not important. He’s just a rat who won’t shut up.’

Tweet: ‘The fleablag is wearing a smelly crown and pretending to rule.’

Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is the smelly, tiny rat who thinks he rules the palace.’

DM: ‘He’s not a king. He’s a smelly rat with a tiny brain.’