Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a guy gets a girl's cum and slaps it on his face like it's a face mask

He used her cum like a face cream and said it was a skincare routine

He put her cum on his face and called it a luxury spa day

He got cum on his face and told everyone it was a face massage

2

When a guy gets a girl's cum and uses his face like a cum sponge

He let her cum splash on his face and said it was a face wash

He used his face to soak up her cum and called it a facial

He got cum all over his face and said it was a face lift

3

When a guy takes a girl's cum and rubs it on his face like it's the best thing ever

He covered his face in cum and said it was the most beautiful face cream

He used her cum as a face cream and called it a beauty secret

He got cum on his face and said it was a face of god

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When a guy takes a girl's cum and slaps it on his face like it's a punishment

He got cum on his face and said it was the worst face mask ever

He slapped cum on his face and called it a face slap

He used her cum on his face and said it was a face torture

5

When a guy uses a girl's cum as a face cream and doesn't care how it smells

He used her cum on his face and said it was the best face cream he ever had

He put cum on his face and said it smelled like a gym sock

He used cum as face cream and said it was a face explosion

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When a guy gets a girl's cum and uses his face like a cum sponge just for fun

He used his face as a cum sponge and called it a face party

He got cum all over his face and said it was a face fun time

He let her cum splash on his face and said it was a face time