L.A. Dick Contest

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A no-holds-barred battle where punks try to out-slam each other for a girl, a flex, or a shot of whiskey.

I challenged him to a L. A. Dick Contest because he called my mom fat.

She got into a L. A. Dick Contest just to prove she could beat three guys at once.

They started a L. A. Dick Contest over who had the better tattoo.

A chaotic fight where guys punch, kick, and maybe even throw a beer bottle to show who’s the real king of the block.

He threw a beer bottle at her head during the L. A. Dick Contest and won.

The L. A. Dick Contest ended when someone bit the other guy’s ear.

They had a L. A. Dick Contest over who had the better weed.

A stupid fight that starts with a stare, ends with a broken nose, and everyone thinks they’re the toughest guy in L. A.

He stared at him for 10 minutes before the L. A. Dick Contest started.

She broke his nose during the L. A. Dick Contest and walked away like it was nothing.

They had a L. A. Dick Contest just because one guy said the other had bad breath.

A messy showdown where guys hit each other like they’re in a movie, just for a girl or a little respect.

They hit each other like they were in a movie during the L. A. Dick Contest.

He won the L. A. Dick Contest by kicking the other guy into a trash can.

She got into a L. A. Dick Contest because he said she was ugly.

A loud, crazy fight where people punch, shout, and maybe even throw a pizza to show who’s the toughest.

He threw a pizza at her face during the L. A. Dick Contest and won.

The L. A. Dick Contest was so loud the neighbors called the cops.

They fought over a girl in the middle of a pizza shop during the L. A. Dick Contest.

A stupid fight that happens in the street, usually because someone said something rude and the whole block got involved.

He said something rude and the whole block started a L. A. Dick Contest.

The L. A. Dick Contest turned into a full-on street war.

She started a L. A. Dick Contest just because he called her a loser.