LA dating protocol

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A stupid game where a guy tries to figure out if you're worth the trouble by saying dumb stuff.

I'll call you. (He never does. You know he's lying.)

Let's do lunch. (He just wants to see if you're still hot after a few hours.)

Let's do sushi. (He either loves sashimi or he wants to take you home and never let you go.)

A guy's way of pretending he's interested, but he's really just wasting your time.

I'll call you. (He said that 3 times. You're still waiting.)

Let's do lunch. (He just wants free food and a little bit of attention.)

Let's do sushi. (He wants to see if you can handle his bad breath and worse cock.)

A guy's way of trying to make you feel special, but he's actually a complete idiot.

I'll call you. (He called you once. That was it.)

Let's do lunch. (He just wanted to see if you'd still like him after a little bit of food.)

Let's do sushi. (He either loves sashimi or he wants you to be his new best friend and lover.)