La Cusine

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La Cusine made the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16-inch Le Pepperoni, the mix grill, the Mexican, the charcuterie, or the meat feast that was so greasy it could make a saint cry. Now it’s gone, and Bristolians are going insane.
I used to eat there every Friday. Now I just eat McCain’s and feel sad.
The shutters went down and my soul went with it.
I cried in the toilet at work when I heard La Cusine was gone.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Cusine was the best damn pizza place in Bristol. The staff was cool, the prices were low, and the pictures of dogs and bikes on the wall were just extra. Now it’s gone and I’m going to hell for eating McCain’s.
I miss the meat feast. It was like a meat tornado in my mouth.
The staff knew my name. Now I just get stared at by strangers.
I’m so sad I’m going to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Cusine had the cheapest, most greasy, most glorious pizzas in Bristol. Now it’s dead and I’m just a broken man who eats McCain’s like it’s a punishment.
I used to bring my dog there. Now I bring my tears.
The shutters went down and I lost my soul.
I’m eating a McCain’s like it’s the last meal on Earth.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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