La crúz

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A legendary dude who shows up and makes everyone feel like dirt because he’s so famous and cool.
Fan: Yo La crúz I’m here to see you
La crúz: Get lost, kid, I don’t have time for your nonsense
Fan: But I’ve been waiting for hours
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A superstar who doesn’t even bother to look at you when he’s too busy being awesome.
Fan: Hey La crúz, I’m your biggest fan
La crúz: Yeah, I know. Now get out of my way
Fan: I brought a sandwich
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A god-level person who walks in and makes everyone else feel like they just woke up from a bad dream.
Fan: La crúz, I’ve been waiting for you
La crúz: You’ve been waiting for me for how long? Since last Tuesday?
Fan: Yeah, I guess
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