Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chug La Croix until you’re so messed up you think the can is talking to you.

I drank four La Croixes and now the can is telling me my life is over.

La Croix is my ex and it just broke up with me.

I saw a ghost in the La Croix and it was my mom.

2

When you’re so wasted on La Croix you start yelling at your fridge.

My fridge just told me I’m ugly and it’s not lying.

I told my fridge it’s a bad neighbor and it threw a soda at me.

I screamed at my fridge and now it’s on strike.

3

When you get so drunk on La Croix you think you’re a superhero.

I flew across the room and crashed into the couch. Superhero style.

I fought my brother with a La Croix and won.

I just saved the world and I’m still drinking La Croix.

4

When you’re so messed up on La Croix you start talking to your plants.

My plant said I need to drink more La Croix or it’s gonna die.

I told my plant it’s a bad friend and it wilted.

My plant just gave me a high five and I cried.

5

When you drink so much La Croix you think you’re invincible.

I jumped off the couch and landed on my feet like a ninja.

I tried to punch a wall and it was just a wall.

I walked through a door and it didn’t stop me.

6

When you’re so drunk on La Croix you start dancing in the middle of the street.

I did the cha-cha in the middle of the street and no one stopped me.

I danced until the cops came and I just kept going.

I did a solo dance and my dog joined me.