la crotch

I drank la crotch and then my friend poured vodka in it. Now I'm screaming in the bathroom.

My mom tried to make a fancy cocktail with la crotch. It looked like something a kid would throw up.

I mixed la crotch with vodka and my face turned red. I think I have a hangover.

My sister's la crotch looks like a swamp. I don't want to get near her.

She said she had la crotch, and I believed her when she started smelling like a gym sock.

My girlfriend's la crotch is so bad, I think it's trying to take over my life.