la croqueta

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You kick the ball to your other foot like a coward then run by the fool.
I did a la croqueta and left that defender in the dust, he looked like a confused chicken.
She switched feet and ran past him like he was a rookie.
He tried to stop me, but I did a la croqueta and he looked like a sad puppy.
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You switch feet and sprint by the person like they’re your worst enemy.
I did a la croqueta and that guy looked like he just got kicked by a donkey.
He switched feet and ran past me like I was a toddler.
She did a la croqueta and my face turned red from embarrassment.
3
You swap feet and zoom past the person like they’re not even there.
He did a la croqueta and I had to watch him like a sad fan.
She swapped feet and zoomed by me like I was a slow turtle.
I did a la croqueta and that defender looked like he just got beaten up by a goat.
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