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When you find out you’re out of La Croix and you’re too far from the store to walk back and you have to drink something else for the rest of your life.
I just found out my La Croix is gone and now I have to drink tap water. I’m going to die.
I ran out of La Croix and had to drink soda. My soul is now a soda can.
No La Croix? That’s like being exiled from heaven.