La Croixing

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When you rub a fruit on someone's food like a cocky magician trying to make it taste like a fruit, but it just smells like a fruit and makes you question your life choices.
Hey, I’m gonna rub this lime on your taco, and it’ll be like magic.
Why do you keep rubbing fruit on my food? Do you think I’m a fruit?
That lime on my burger tastes like a fruit. I’m gonna die from this.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A bubbly drink with a flavor so weird, it sounds like a language from a cursed alien planet.
What’s this? Hint of hint of lime? Sounds like a language from the dark side.
Shy watermelon? I thought watermelon was already shy enough.
Imagine like a strawberry but with low battery? That’s just cruel.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A straight guy who acts like a gay guy or just has a gay personality, like he was born in a different body and forgot to tell anyone.
He’s straight, but he’s got a fruity personality. Like he’s a straight guy who got stuck in a gay body.
He’s straight, but he’s got a fruity behavior. Like he’s a straight guy who got stuck in a gay timeline.
He’s straight, but he’s got a fruity vibe. Like he’s a straight guy who got stuck in a gay universe.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It’s like the methadone of soda addicts, but it’s just sparkling water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce and smells like regret.
I need my La Croix. It’s like my methadone, but it tastes like regret.
This La Croix is the methadone of the soda world. It’s like my salvation.
I’m gonna die without my La Croix. It’s my methadone, my salvation, my regret.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It’s pronounced like a guy who just got a wedgie and is trying to explain it in a language you don’t understand. It’s fizzy water with weird fruit flavors like ‘shy watermelon’ and ‘hint of hint of lime.’
La Croix? That’s like a guy who got a wedgie and tried to explain it in Latin.
They say it’s like a shy watermelon. I say it’s just a fruit with low self-esteem.
Hint of hint of lime? That’s like the flavor of regret and confusion.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It means ‘the cross,’ but it’s also a drink that’s sold by some guy who thinks he’s fancy and has a lot of weird fruit flavors that nobody wants.
La Croix means ‘the cross,’ but it’s also a drink that’s sold by some guy who thinks he’s fancy.
It’s the cross, but it’s also a drink that’s sold by some guy who thinks he’s fancy and has a lot of weird fruit flavors.
La Croix means ‘the cross,’ but it’s also a drink that’s sold by some guy who thinks he’s fancy and has 12 flavors of fruit that nobody wants.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It’s the cross, it’s a drink, and it’s the reason your health nut friend broke your family’s expensive heirloom just because they didn’t catch a can.
La Croix is the cross, the drink, and the reason your health nut friend broke your family’s expensive heirloom.
It’s the cross, it’s the drink, and it’s the reason your health nut friend broke your family’s expensive heirloom just because they were too lazy to catch it.
La Croix is the cross, the drink, and the reason your health nut friend broke your family’s expensive heirloom. It’s like a curse.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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