La Croissant

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A loud, stupid shout you make when something good happens, like a miracle from heaven.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when I won the lottery and my dog ate my ex's face.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when my pizza arrived before my period.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my mom finally stopped nagging me about my grades.
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A loud, idiotic yell you scream when you’re so happy you think you might explode.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when my teacher failed the whole class and my dog won the Olympics.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when I got a free donut and my mom forgot my birthday.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my crush texted me and my dog pooped on my shoes.
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A stupid, loud word you use to say you're super happy, like you just got a gold star and a pizza.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when my dog won the lottery and my teacher got fired.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when I passed my test and my mom gave me a gold star.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my crush asked me to prom and my dog ate my homework.
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A loud, ridiculous expression of joy, like you just got a million dollars and your dog gave you a hug.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when my teacher got a tattoo and my dog won the Super Bowl.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when I got a gold star and my mom gave me pizza.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my crush texted me and my dog pooped on my shoes.
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A stupid, loud noise you make when you’re so happy you think you might become a giant chicken.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when my dog won the lottery and my teacher got a tattoo.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when I passed my test and my mom gave me pizza.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my crush asked me to prom and my dog ate my homework.
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A loud, idiotic expression of joy, like you just got a million bucks and your dog gave you a hug.
"La Croissant!" I screamed when my teacher got a tattoo and my dog won the Super Bowl.
"La Croissant!" I yelled when I got a gold star and my mom gave me pizza.
"La Croissant!" I shouted when my crush texted me and my dog pooped on my shoes.
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