La Crete

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a tiny town where cousins get married and everyone shits on the same co op pizza

My cousin got married to my aunt's brother's kid. It was like a family reunion with a side of divorce.

The co op pizza had three layers of cheese and a dead fly. We all ate it and nobody cried.

My cousin's kid is now my cousin's cousin. I think that makes me a grandpa.

a town so small that the only reason people stay is because they have to marry their cuzzin or get kicked out

I tried to run away from La Crete. My uncle followed me and said if I didn't marry my cousin, he'd kill me.

My mom threatened to burn down the co op if I didn't take a cousin for a wife.

The town council told me if I didn't get married, they'd take my dog.

a place where cousins get hitched and the only thing worse than the co op pizza is the co op party

The co op party had more cousins than people. It was like a family reunion on acid.

I ate the co op pizza and got food poisoning. My cousin laughed and said that was a tradition.

At the co op party, my cousin's cousin proposed to my cousin's aunt. I didn't know what to do.