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She’s barely old enough to drink, but she’s the best actress ever. Marilyn Monroe is so jealous she’s digging out of her grave just to watch her do a TikTok.
La creme is the only reason I stay up past midnight watching random videos.
That girl is la creme. She’s like the human version of a five-star restaurant.
I’d trade my soul for la creme’s talent. She’s that good.
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It’s the fancy French way of saying ‘top shelf’, but also a website where you can buy stuff that costs more than your rent.
La creme is the only thing I buy online. Everything else is just junk.
That website is la creme. It’s like a mall for rich kids.
I bought a shirt from la creme. It costs more than my entire wardrobe.
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It’s what Christoph Waltz would do to you if you messed up his speech. He’d rip your face off and make you eat it.
I messed up my lines. Christoph Waltz would do la creme to me.
La creme is the worst thing ever. It’s like being tortured by a vampire.
If I fail this test, my teacher will do la creme to me.
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It’s what evil French teachers use to describe the perfect student. They want you to be the perfect student, but they also want you to be the perfect student’s perfect student.
My French teacher said I was la creme. I didn’t believe her until I got a pop quiz.
La creme is what I get when I do my homework. My friend gets detention.
If I was la creme, I’d never have to do another test in my life.
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It’s the fanciest way to say ‘the best’, like the best pizza, the best car, the best version of you that you’ll never be.
La creme is the best pizza I’ve ever had. It’s like a dream come true.
I want to be la creme. I’m not there yet, but I’m working on it.
La creme is the best car I’ve ever seen. It costs more than my house.
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She’s barely old enough to drive, but she’s the best actress in the world. Marilyn Monroe is so jealous she’s digging out of her grave just to watch her do a TikTok.
La creme is the reason I watch Extreme Cheapskates at midnight.
That girl is la creme. She’s like the human version of a five-star restaurant.
I’d trade my soul for la creme’s talent. She’s that good.
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