la crack

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La crack is a fancy name for La Croix water, and it's so good it makes you forget your own name.
I drink so much La crack I could float away.
My dog drinks La crack and acts like a king.
My mom says La crack is better than her ex.
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La crack is a type of water that’s so good it’s like your mouth got a promotion.
I drink La crack and my coworkers ask for my job.
My dad drinks La crack and thinks he's a superhero.
I brought La crack to class and the teacher got jealous.
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La crack is a drink that makes you rich, popular, and completely delusional.
I drink La crack and believe I’m a billionaire.
My friends think I’m famous because of La crack.
I drink La crack and forgot my pants.
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