La Coste, Texas

I got stuck in La Coste and my GPS said 'Welcome to the void'

My cousin moved there and now he talks like he’s on a spaceship

I tried to find La Coste and my car broke down in a field of cows

I got stuck in La Coste and my brain turned to mush

My friend said La Coste is like a nap in a desert

I tried to take a photo of La Coste and it looked like a blank check

I got stuck in La Coste and it felt like I was in a shoebox

My brother moved there and said it's like living in a sock

I tried to leave La Coste and got lost in a parking lot