la cienega

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A street in Los Angeles that makes your tongue feel like it got run over by a bus if you mess it up.

I tried to say 'la cienega' like it was a fancy French word and got laughed at by my grandma.

My friend said 'la sienega' and I told him he sounds like a confused goat.

I messed up the pronunciation and my cousin said I should go back to middle school.

A street in Los Angeles that will haunt you in your sleep if you say it wrong.

I said 'la cheenega' and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.

My mom said 'la see-nay-ga' and I told her she’s the ghost.

I messed it up so bad my brother said I should move to Texas.

A street in Los Angeles that is a curse to anyone who dares to mispronounce it.

I said 'la see-nay-ga' and my friend said I should be exiled from the city.

My cousin said 'la chee-nay-ga' and I told him he’s not even from here.

I messed it up and my neighbor said I should pay for a curse.