La Churrasca Mexicana

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A smelly monster that wakes up when the moon is drunk. It eats anyone who stinks and lives under the elevator in the worst part of the worst building. People throw fruit down the shaft to keep it happy.
I saw my cousin get eaten by La Churrasca Mexicana after he threw a banana down the elevator shaft and said 'fuck you' to the building.
My neighbor got turned into a fruit smoothie because he forgot to clean his socks before going to sleep.
The elevator started screaming at 3 AM and I know it's because La Churrasca Mexicana is hungry again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A giant, smelly creature that lives below the elevator. It eats drunks who live under the elevator and likes fruits. If you don't throw fruit down, it eats you.
I threw a banana down the shaft and the elevator shook like it was having a seizure.
My friend got eaten because he forgot to bring fruit and called the monster a 'fucking meatball.'
The building reeks of oranges and I think it's because La Churrasca Mexicana is full.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A smelly creature that lives below the elevator. It eats drunks who live under the elevator and is fed by throwing fruit down the shaft. It's the worst part of the worst building.
I tried to throw a grape down the shaft and it came back at me like a fucking grenade.
My brother got eaten because he said 'I don't need fruit, I need respect.'
The elevator has been screaming every night and I know it's La Churrasca Mexicana being hungry.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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