la chupacabras

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A Puerto Rican monster that sucks the life out of goats and other farm animals. Some say it’s real. Others say it’s just a bunch of kids messing with farmers.
My cousin saw it in the woods. He ran home screaming like a girl.
The cows were all dead. No one knew why. Then the neighbor said, 'La chupacabras.'
I think it’s just a guy in a goat suit. But I ain't proving it.
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A secret name for a van that helps someone run away from cops or trouble. It’s like the getaway car of the bad guys, but cooler.
The thief used 'la chupacabras' to escape. He’s still on the run.
I saw the cops chasing a van. It was la chupacabras. Probably full of stolen stuff.
My friend’s dad drives la chupacabras. He says it’s the best part of being a criminal.
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