La Cave

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Wine so good it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire. We bring in fancy drinks from everywhere and let you pick your poison like a king in a bar fight.
I drank so much wine at La Cave I forgot my own name. My pants still smell like a winery explosion.
My uncle brought a bottle of wine from France and said it’s the best he’s ever had. I’m not sure if he’s lying or just drunk.
La Cave has more wine than my mom has stories about my childhood. And she has a lot of stories.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A place where wine flows like blood and your wallet bleeds like a pig. It’s the first place in India where you can buy drinks that cost more than your monthly rent.
I went to La Cave and bought a bottle of wine that cost more than my car. Now I’m broke and fancy.
My friend went to La Cave and came back with a hangover and a credit card bill that could fund a small war.
La Cave is like a wine store for rich people who think money grows on trees.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The best place to get drunk on wine while pretending you’re important. It’s like a wine store, but with more drama and less math.
I went to La Cave and drank wine like it was my job. Now my brain is doing cartwheels.
My boss took me to La Cave and said it was a business meeting. I think he just wanted to get drunk.
La Cave is the only place where you can drink wine and still think you’re the most important person in the room.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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